“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?" - Cave Johnson
"I read the book before I watched the movie"
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt