“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?" - Cave Johnson

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thedailytwerk:

19-2000 - Gorillaz

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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

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Pink Floyd, Amsterdam 1967

iamjustanewboy:

Pink Floyd, Amsterdam 1967

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heckayeah:

american sex ed

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drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

you are aware you can take your kids with you when you travel right

i can’t think of anything more horrible or expensive than travelling with children

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

I watched it and I feel like he’s going to come and kill me.

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