“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?" - Cave Johnson

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

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alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

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ravivora:

iceland
photo by Ravi Vora

ravivora:

iceland

photo by Ravi Vora

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liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

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biblefag:

my new favorite response

Thank you HeelvsBabyface.

biblefag:

my new favorite response

Thank you HeelvsBabyface.

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nicbelor:

Big ol’ fuzz
© Midnight Amplification Devices 2014

nicbelor:

Big ol’ fuzz

© Midnight Amplification Devices 2014

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thatzak:

that headline though

thatzak:

that headline though

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